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Each week, Heirlooms staff produces a newsletter that keeps you up to date on Clifton Forge events and Heirlooms happenings.
A typical Gazette includes:

Mystery Specials for the Week

Upcoming Homemade Soup Specials

Real, no kidding, events in town or surrounding area

Absolutely Hilarious Jokes and Fake News.

How to do stuff, like, in the kitchen

Dubious Quotes

Sometimes people will ask us to publicize their events, especially those that seem to have some benefit for the public such as health screenings at the hospital, educational events at the College, ribbon cuttings, etc. We are happy to do so! Anything involving Nazis, actresses giving birth to alien creatures, talking rocks, etc. are typically sent to the Recycle Bin.